Updated List
1. You will die of something else before *global warming or cooling kills the earth
2. Global warming or cooling will kill you
3. you will be taxed out of existence by ever growing government lust for money and power
4. A disease or some wacko nut will kill you
5. Aliens will take over and solve the Global warming/cooling problem but create new problems that kill you
6. A huge meteor will kill the earth
7. A nuclear, biological attack or terrorist act will kill you
8. The Attitude: "I don't care I just hope it ain't today bro" will kill you
9. Traffic on Highway 98 and 331 will kill you
10. OLD AGE
12. To much Wine whiskey and/or sex (also defined as FUN)
13. Hurricane,Tornado, earthquake,Fire, flood
14. Sharks, Gators
* based on worst case projections of global warming/cooling news