kathydwells
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
- If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotrate a 42 lb. boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.
- It is strong enough, however to spread paint all over four walls of a 20x20 foot room.
- When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-Oh," it's already too late.
- Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
- A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
- If you use a waterbed as a home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes.
- A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
- LEGOS will pass through the digestive tract of your four year old.
- Super glue is forever.
- McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know.
- No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water.
- Pool Filters do not like Jell-O.
- VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
- Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
- The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
- It will however make cats dizzy.
- Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
Little kids are gooooofy.