This is why some parents drink

[kathydwells]

A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that
was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings,
tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy
said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having
many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
hurt anyone.

Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son Jon

P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my center desk drawer.


I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.

 

[Sheila]

A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that
was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings,
tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy
said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having
many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
hurt anyone.

Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son Jon

P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my center desk drawer.


I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.

:funn:Jon is a very clever boy. ;-)

 

[Miss Kitty]

I'll take a double...TWO BOTTLES and a straw!

 

[seagrovelover]

oh lord thats a good one !!!!

 

[Gypsea]

Too funny!

 

[dbuck]

I wish I had thought of this in my younger days. Good one!

 

[greenroomsurfer]

Sounds like the perfect women to me! :funn: :rofl: Just kidding she's to proper for my folks. P.S. Is it safe to come home yet? Does she have a Masters Degree? DOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

[Miss Kitty]

My son always tried the..."You wouldn't believe what "so and so" made!" :roll: ...like I was paying so and so's tuition.

 

[greenroomsurfer]

Oh, I forgot. My parents were drinking as soon as I turned 2. :funn: :rofl:

 

[kathydwells]

:funn:Jon is a very clever boy. ;-)

I have a feeling I have one just like him at home.

I'll take a double...TWO BOTTLES and a straw!

And make sure it has an umbrella!!!!!;-)

oh lord thats a good one !!!!

I'll have one or 3 of what you are drinking SGL!!!!!

I wish I had thought of this in my younger days. Good one!

Me too, I was never that clever.

Sounds like the perfect women to me! :funn: :rofl: Just kidding she's to proper for my folks. P.S. Is it safe to come home yet? Does she have a Masters Degree? DOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

How funny!!!

My son always tried the..."You wouldn't believe what "so and so" made!" :roll: ...like I was paying so and so's tuition.

Mine is just starting this. I always say to him when he starts this...."so, and so gets to go so and so, and so and so got this, so and so"....yada yada..My response to him "I didn't give birth to so and so, so I don't care what so and so has, did, or wants. ;-)

Oh, I forgot. My parents were drinking as soon as I turned 2. :funn:

Ha Ha Ha.....mine too!!!!!!!!