To the three gentlemen driving the silver Kia Spectra that were night fishing on the shore where 393 T's off with 30A at 4 A.M. with a Walton Co. license plate C456TP.....
THERE'S A BIG SIGN THAT YOU WALKED PAST 3 TIMES, PLAINLY SAYING NO FLASHLIGHTS ON THE BEACH AFTER DUSK. MY FRIEND WATCHED FROM HIS HOUSE AS YOU STARED AT IT ON THE WAY DOWN. I don't know if it's that any of you 3 just know how to read or that you simply don't care, but last I checked that was against the law.
Guess What...
YOU'RE THE ECO-DARWIN AWARD WINNERS THIS WEEK!!!!
(HERE'S TO HOPING THAT THE GENE POOL WILL EVENTUALLY GET A DOSE OF CHORINE...)
THERE'S A BIG SIGN THAT YOU WALKED PAST 3 TIMES, PLAINLY SAYING NO FLASHLIGHTS ON THE BEACH AFTER DUSK. MY FRIEND WATCHED FROM HIS HOUSE AS YOU STARED AT IT ON THE WAY DOWN. I don't know if it's that any of you 3 just know how to read or that you simply don't care, but last I checked that was against the law.
Guess What...
YOU'RE THE ECO-DARWIN AWARD WINNERS THIS WEEK!!!!
(HERE'S TO HOPING THAT THE GENE POOL WILL EVENTUALLY GET A DOSE OF CHORINE...)