kathydwells
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
:funn: I want to be this Walmart Greeter.
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As they entered, the Walmart greeter said, "Good Morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Good looking children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "He** no they ain't." "The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7.
Why the he** would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"'The Wal-Mart greeter just smiled and replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
"'You have a real good day now and thank you again for shopping at Wal-Mart."
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As they entered, the Walmart greeter said, "Good Morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Good looking children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "He** no they ain't." "The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7.
Why the he** would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"'The Wal-Mart greeter just smiled and replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
"'You have a real good day now and thank you again for shopping at Wal-Mart."
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Good One................again. 
