What's Yall's Sign?

[Cork On the Ocean]

yeah....i don't think that described either one of us very well.:roll:

I can certainly vouch for that :funn:

You got it baby...I am Leo...except I don't do intimidation...I don't need to..... And....I do NOT like foghorns, but I do like being the boss.....

I wouldn't say the boss, more like the boss and only around food and cooking utensils

Well Biffy and I are "Boiled Peanuts"!!

Thanks NoHall for posting the Libra too!!

You can add Corky to that bag of Boiled Peanuts.

 

[Biff]

CRAPOLA CORK!!!!!! WOULDNT CHYA KNOW!!!!

I can certainly vouch for that :funn:



I wouldn't say the boss, more like the boss and only around food and cooking utensils



You can add Corky to that bag of Boiled Peanuts.

 

[Cork On the Ocean]

CRAPOLA CORK!!!!!! WOULDNT CHYA KNOW!!!!

BWAAAAAAH Ha Ha (really loud at the Seaside Rep She's a sweetie and you know it bad boy!

 

[Biff]

BWAAAAAAH Ha Ha (really loud at the Seaside Rep She's a sweetie and you know it bad boy!

 

[seacrestkristi]

I'm a skew-el, but when I get home (at frickin' 10:30 tonight!) I will most assuredly type it up for you!

If you're too tired tonight I guess I'll make it 'til this weekend, but that is some rotten stuff. IT!!!

 

[NoHall]

If you're too tired tonight I guess I'll make it 'til this weekend, but that is some rotten stuff. IT!!!

Nonsense. I just didn't have the book with me! Here ya go:

PISCES
Feb. 19-Mar.20
Welcome to the Twilight Zone

Element: Water. Pisces Water is unrestrained. A quiet ocean looks inviting and harmless. Wade out too far, and you'll be caught in an undertow of treacherous currents and swept away.

Quality: Mutable. Fish never know whether they are coming or going.

Symbol: The Fishes. Fishy. Bottom feeders. Piranha. Sharks.

Ruler: Neptune, the god of flimflam and desert mirages.

Favorite Pastime: Mixing over-the-counter medications to test their hallucinogenic affects.

Favorite Book: The Sedona Guide to Interplanetary Communication.

Role Model: Mr. Bill.

Dream Job: Professional mourner.

Key Phrase: "I'm so confused."

Body Part: The feet. Suffers fallen arches from running away from life.

Bonus Material:
A Pisces woman may appear fragile, helpless, and otherworldly. However, beneath that innocent smile is a spine of stainless steel. Consider Elizabeth Taylor...Her health issues alone would have killed a lesser person years ago, not to mention her romantic stamina in the marriage arena. In addition to multiple divorces and widowhood, she's survived two marriages to the same Scorpio, Richard Burton. You call that fragile?

...No other woman in the Universe comes on so devoted, selfless, and understanding, and departs with a bigger chunk of your bloody heart stuck on her little pink fingernails. And she will be fluttering those artistic hands long after you've run screaming for the nearest therapist's couch.

 

[seacrestkristi]

Thanks for posting this, NoHall. I always did Mr. Bill. Ooooh nooooo, look out, Mr. Biiiiiilllllll!!!! :bicycle:

 

[seacrestkristi]

Je-nay...YOU are not lousy!. I do think it's a pretty accurate description of me though... especially the part about the Haagen-Daz and the Gluttonous Gourmet...
And, because of that description, I do now understand why I am not married to the champagne man any more..(a libra) except it had to do with Blue Bell Ice Cream, Lemonade Pie and a secretary.

nay nay and jen nay, neither one of you are lousy! I sittin' on the porch. Who wouldn't with either one of ya? Nay nay, the thang with the champagne man I'm sure had more to do with a moose knuckle and a dang baracuda, ;-) than anything as wonderful as Blue Bell ice cream or Lemonade Pie, or you, a sweet moon pie. Please don't ever blame yourself for that sheeet. You rock, sista! Otay? Otay den. ;-)

 

[DD]

nay nay and jen nay, neither one of you are lousy! I sittin' on the porch. Who wouldn't with either one of ya? Nay nay, the thang with the champagne man I'm sure had more to do with a moose knuckle and a dang baracuda, ;-) than anything as wonderful as Blue Bell ice cream or Lemonade Pie, or you, a sweet moon pie. Please don't ever blame yourself for that sheeet. You rock, sista! Otay? Otay den. ;-)

Oh trust me, I don't blame myself....I blame him totally!!!!

 

[NoHall]

My horoscope today told me to fall foolishly in love tonight. Hmmmm. That seems a little dubious, since I'm at home flipping back and forth between the Emmys and Anchorman...

Ain't that a kick in the head?