Paris free?? already??

[Mango]

They're calling this the ShawSkank Redemption here in New York.

 

[dbuck]

They're calling this the ShawSkank Redemption here in New York.

Good One!!!!!

 

[seacrestkristi]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I shall help spread that thru Tennessee :funn:

 

[Smiling JOe]

I just heard that the Judge who sentenced her had ordered that she not be released early. She had to serve the full term in jail. Later this morning, Paris is being picked up by the Sheriff's Dept and taken back to the Judge.

 

[jimmyp5]

this is SO not fair that poor Paris has to go through all this!! i mean, what did she do that is so bad??? have a few little accidents, and be drinking & driving???? i mean, everybody SO does that!!! and, i know, the judge said she had to be well behaved for a few months, and she had to go to some stupid class about alcohol -- but that's so not fair -- i mean, what's there to know about alcohol?!?!?!? it's so fun!!!!

and didn't the judge see how upset her mom is about all this??!!??

please, please, PLEASE just leave her alone, so that all of us 8-12 year old girls can still idolize her!

 

[NoHall]

this is SO not fair that poor Paris has to go through all this!! i mean, what did she do that is so bad??? have a few little accidents, and be drinking & driving???? i mean, everybody SO does that!!! and, i know, the judge said she had to be well behaved for a few months, and she had to go to some stupid class about alcohol -- but that's so not fair -- i mean, what's there to know about alcohol?!?!?!? it's so fun!!!!

Would you believe that a lawyer from Miami was saying the same thing this morning, except that he wasn't mimicking a young girl...

 

[KY oyster eater]

Would you believe that a lawyer from Miami was saying the same thing this morning, except that he wasn't mimicking a young girl...

Poor poor pitiful Paris. Pehaps Paranormal? Please perpetuate promoting publishing pill popping princesses. Pays proudly!

 

[30gAy]

Poor poor pitiful Paris. Pehaps Paranormal? Please perpetuate promoting publishing pill popping princesses. Pays proudly!

OMG! I just saw a KY Oyster Eater was posting!

Fabulous. That is open to so many wonderful mis-interpretations I am hyper-ventilating with anticipation of the funn ...........

I do so hope you are a good sport;-)

 

[TripleB]

Paris served 3 days and will spend 40 more under house arrest. She was released because of a "medical condition" that is apparently so severe it keeps her from serving time, but doesn't require professional care or hospitalization. What a crock!

The "medical condition" was a "bull" dyke named Brenda.

 

[Bob]

Keelhaul the wench, then hang the tuna from the yardarms. Aye!