What's Yall's Sign?

[scooterbug44]

Hee, hee: I love this book!

LEO
July 23- August 22
My Way or the Highway

Element: Fire. Leo Fire is the steady, white-hot flame of the sun. From a distance, it warms. Up close, you fry.

Quality: Fixed. Leo is fixed in its high opinion of itself.

Symbol: The Lion: Lionize. Lion's share. King of the Jungle.

Ruler: The Sun. Sunbathe. Sunstroke. Sunburn.

Favorite Pastime: Giving orders.

Favorite Book: Intimidation Made Easy.

Role Model: Foghorn Leghorn.

Dream Job: Boss of bosses.

Key Phrase: "You had it coming."

Body Part: Wrist, permanently sprained from shooting craps for lunch money.

That's so close it's scary!

 

[ktschris]

Those are great!

I don't think I'm that bad....bud I do know some Leo's that are!!


Can't wait to be boss of the bosses!!!

 

[dbuck]

BOLL WEEVIL Feb 20 - Mar 20
You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface
of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of
everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.


Yep, that's me. I bet Mr. dbuck wishes he had read this 25 yrs ago.
I'm also a Pices and a Monkey.

 

[Beachbummette]

COLLARDS Jun 22-Jul 23
Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the
"melting pot" of life and share their essence with the essences of those
around them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.

:scratch:

Nohall do Cancer! I'm also a rabbit

 

[NoHall]

COLLARDS Jun 22-Jul 23
Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the
"melting pot" of life and share their essence with the essences of those
around them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.

:scratch:

Nohall do Cancer! I'm also a rabbit

I won't have time to check for typos; I'm late for church!

CANCER
June 21-July 22
Step Into My Parlor

Element: Water. Cancer Water slogs through shifting quicksand. You think you are strolling the sunniest of beaches. Soon, you are clawing your way out of a life-sucking black hole.

Quality: Cardinal. Cancer's leadership qualities are confined to head emotional manipulator.

Symbol: The Crab. Crabby. Furtive. Reclusive. Brittle.

Ruler: The Moon. Shadowy character. Behind-the-scene maneuvers. Loony Bird. Lunatic.

Favorite Pastime: Whining.

Favorite Book: The Martyr's Handbook.

Role Model: Eeyore.

Dream Job: Professional victim.

Key Phrase: "After all I've done for you."

Body Part: Breasts, permanently chaffed from the hair shirt.

(You get a bonus, just because I happened to turn the page. All signs have a section called "Approach with Caution," which is an overview. The first paragraph of yours says, Cancer, the fourth sign of the zodiac, lives in House of Home. Feel-good astrology promotes Cancer as private, nurturing, and deeply committed to family and friends. Truth is Crabs are oblique, manipulating, and should be committed by their families and friends... Hee, hee...)

Bluefox--I'll get you when I get home. I just now saw your post!

 

[Beachbummette]

I won't have time to check for typos; I'm late for church!

CANCER
June 21-July 22
Step Into My Parlor

Element: Water. Cancer Water slogs through shifting quicksand. You think you are strolling the sunniest of beaches. Soon, you are clawing your way out of a life-sucking black hole.

Quality: Cardinal. Cancer's leadership qualities are confined to head emotional manipulator.

Symbol: The Crab. Crabby. Furtive. Reclusive. Brittle.

Ruler: The Moon. Shadowy character. Behind-the-scene maneuvers. Loony Bird. Lunatic.

Favorite Pastime: Whining.

Favorite Book: The Martyr's Handbook.

Role Model: Eeyore.

Dream Job: Professional victim.

Key Phrase: "After all I've done for you."

Body Part: Breasts, permanently chaffed from the hair shirt.

(You get a bonus, just because I happened to turn the page. All signs have a section called "Approach with Caution," which is an overview. The first paragraph of yours says, Cancer, the fourth sign of the zodiac, lives in House of Home. Feel-good astrology promotes Cancer as private, nurturing, and deeply committed to family and friends. Truth is Crabs are oblique, manipulating, and should be committed by their families and friends... Hee, hee...)

Bluefox--I'll get you when I get home. I just now saw your post!

yep....that'd be me! I'm very reclusive!

 

[John R]

no U-Turn

 

[Miss Kitty]

This is a bunch of phooey.

 

[Beachbummette]

no U-Turn

No U-Turn!

 

[Minnie]

Where did you find this?

I first saw in it in a small restaurant in Oxford, MS called the Creek Cafe, they have the best catfish and home cooked meals. Yum
My daughter goes to Ole Miss and I enjoy visiting and trying out the local food fare.

It was taken from a magazine article and they had framed it and placed it on their wall. They have a very unique atmosphere and wall collection.

So when I got home I googled it and found it. So not sure where it appeared orginially.