A Debate Game for Kitty

[rapunzel]

Let?s make it fun ? or hazy, at least ? by taking a drink off your wine or beer when the following occurs:

* PALIN evades a question by mentioning state rights.
* BIDEN says he takes the train home every day.
* PALIN fills time by listing all her kids, by their ridiculous names.
* BIDEN talks about Scranton.
* PALIN blames Iraq for 9/11.
* BIDEN blames McCain for 9/11.
* PALIN says ?like? as a White Trash discourse particle or interjection.
* BIDEN audibly laughs at Palin.
* PALIN stares blankly when she can?t answer a question.
* BIDEN makes a sarcastic joke that goes right over Palin?s head, along with about half the viewers.
* PALIN says anything comically retarded about Russia or Canada.

LIGHTNING BONUS ROUND:

The following situations call for One (1) Shot of Liquor:

* PALIN doesn?t know what FDIC or SEC stand for.
* BIDEN admits to plagiarizing the Constitution.
* PALIN admits to dealing meth.
* BIDEN references Palin?s stump speech insult ? where she claims she?s been hearing about Biden?s Senate speeches since she was in second grade ? by saying there?s no evidence Sarah Palin ever made it to second grade.
* GWEN IFILL asks Sarah Palin about incestuous rape.
* PALIN insults Biden for having hair plugs.
* BIDEN calls her ?another tanning booth whore, and I?ve known a few.?
* PALIN says ?lipstick? in any context.

Finally: Three shots and throw the glass at the teevee if:

* BIDEN calls her a ?hockey pig.?
* PALIN pulls off her pantsuit to reveal a confederate-flag one-piece bathing suit, and she looks fat, and the audience boos.

Courtesy of Wonkette. http://wonkette.com/403206/palin-biden-debate-drinking-game-begins-now

 

[Ocean Lover]

This will fit right in w/ S/C/D night. Be prepared y'all. It's on.

 

[30A Skunkape]

And many knock-out swigs will ensue if Palin pulls-off the upset!

 

[kathydwells]

And many knock-out swigs will ensue if Palin pulls-off the upset!

It will be a blackout like it was in the Georgia Dome last Saturday night!

 

[LuciferSam]

Just saw this, Palin BINGO.

http://palinbingo.com/

How To Play PALIN BINGO?:
? Whenever Sarah Palin says a word or phrase in one of your boxes, check it off.
? If you check 5 boxes in any straight or diagonal line, you win PALIN BINGO!
? The center box, ?Air Space? is free. Go ahead and check that off right away.
? For extra points, try and score a ?Media Black-Out?, by filling in all the boxes on your card!
? Try using a blank sheet to make your own PALIN BINGO card.

 

[30ashopper]

Shouldn't this be in Lounge?

 

[Miss Kitty]

Shouldn't this be in Lounge?

...get over yourself, man...it's POLITICS and it's all a game! Game on!

back, Punzy!

 

[Teresa]

I better get myself to the liquor store LIIIIKE now.

 

[Jdarg]

I better get myself to the liquor store LIIIIKE now.

That's LIKKER store. Leave some wine for me.

 

[Alicia Leonard]

Lets take a drink for these as well: readiness, maverick, middle class, Alaska, oil, elitist, taxes and mom.