Gosh, I didn't know that sunscreen expires. I think Big D has some sunscreen for his bald head that's 10 years old --yikes! BTW we go every August to the dermatologist for a head-to-toe checkup. It's sort of embarrassing to have him look at my big butt, but better than having an undetected skin cancer.
We despise putting on sunscreen, so we've gotten to the point that we only go to the pool after the shade from the fence blocks the sun's rays. We came up with an invention that would make putting on sunscreen so easy. You know how they have those booths with the multiple jets for spraying on a fake tan? What if the self-tanner were replaced with sunscreen so you could walk in and get sprayed with sunscreen in a matter of seconds? Someone could place one at every beach access, there could be a self-pay option like at Kroger, and then you'd walk out of the booth protected from the sun. I am so lazy regarding putting on sunscreen that I'd pay for that luxury.