Sunday Funny - Little Johnny

[Teresa]

sometimes Little Johnny reminds me of River Otter.


A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating"

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating."

Sally raised her hand and said, "My family went to see Rock City and was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was also good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried.

 

[Biff]

sometimes Little Johnny reminds me of River Otter.


A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating"

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating."

Sally raised her hand and said, "My family went to see Rock City and was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was also good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried.

 

[dbuck]

 

[Ocean Lover]

 

[DD]

 

[Allifunn]

I love that naughty little Jhonny.....

 

[DuneAHH]

 

[audie]

:rofl:

 

[Franny]

That's gooodddd!! :funn:

 

[Beach Runner]

Little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."