savvytangerine
Beach Fanatic
GEMINI
May 20-June 20
Take Heart, Take Every One
Element: Air. Gemini Air is like a pesky breeze on a day at the beach. It makes you squint, so you don't get a clear picture of what's happening around you.
Quality: Mutable. Gemini is the human version of the revolving door.
Symbol: The Twins. Double-trouble. Double-talk. Double-life. Double-cross.
Ruler: Mercury, the god of mischief and deceit.
Favorite Pastime: Jumping to the wrong conclusion.
Favorite Book: How to Get Anyone to Agree to Anything. Hmmm - Maybe I should write that book...
Role Model: The Tasmanian Devil.
Dream Job: Gossip Columnist. So did you hear the last on Brit? Her manager is in hiding!
Key Phrase: "Because I want to." So true.
Body Part: Fingers, usually broken from wagging them in other people's faces.
Approach with Caution: Conventional astrology says that Twins are energetic, versatile charmers and intelligent, multitasking, social butterflies. Truth is, being with a Gemini is like being a permanent guest at the Mad Hatter's tea party. Anyone want some tea? I want tea now. Because I want it..
[Don't] confuse Gemini duality with the dual nature of Pisces...Gemini Twins always stand side by side, egging each other on, giving you all kinds of crap. They are crafty versus intellectual, fast-talking con artists versus true philosophers...
Argue with one, and suffer an interrogation that could make a trained spy crumble. That's right. Fear my wrath. Win your case, and Gemini will say, "That's just what I was trying to tell you."
May 20-June 20
Take Heart, Take Every One
Element: Air. Gemini Air is like a pesky breeze on a day at the beach. It makes you squint, so you don't get a clear picture of what's happening around you.
Quality: Mutable. Gemini is the human version of the revolving door.
Symbol: The Twins. Double-trouble. Double-talk. Double-life. Double-cross.
Ruler: Mercury, the god of mischief and deceit.
Favorite Pastime: Jumping to the wrong conclusion.
Favorite Book: How to Get Anyone to Agree to Anything. Hmmm - Maybe I should write that book...
Role Model: The Tasmanian Devil.
Dream Job: Gossip Columnist. So did you hear the last on Brit? Her manager is in hiding!
Key Phrase: "Because I want to." So true.
Body Part: Fingers, usually broken from wagging them in other people's faces.
Approach with Caution: Conventional astrology says that Twins are energetic, versatile charmers and intelligent, multitasking, social butterflies. Truth is, being with a Gemini is like being a permanent guest at the Mad Hatter's tea party. Anyone want some tea? I want tea now. Because I want it..
[Don't] confuse Gemini duality with the dual nature of Pisces...Gemini Twins always stand side by side, egging each other on, giving you all kinds of crap. They are crafty versus intellectual, fast-talking con artists versus true philosophers...
Argue with one, and suffer an interrogation that could make a trained spy crumble. That's right. Fear my wrath. Win your case, and Gemini will say, "That's just what I was trying to tell you."
I'm pretty lousy! And so is Bdarg- he's a Taurus too!! I need to go back and se if there is ANYTHING good about us!!
especially the part about the Haagen-Daz and the Gluttonous Gourmet...
you both, by the way!
And....I do NOT like foghorns, but I do like being the boss.....